Buckle in for some Cover Snark!
Amanda: Neither party looks thrilled about this sextuplet surprise.
Carrie: Every single thing about this cover hurts me.
Tara: I refuse to believe anyone pregnant with sextuplets would have the energy to put on that much makeup. I couldn’t be bothered when I was pregnant and I had singletons.
Maya: She’s got a classic who farted face on and I guess there are a lot of people to choose from?
Elyse: To be fair, I’d be pretty upset about surprise sextuplets too.
Shana: I’m concerned about the green stuff smushed between them. Is it a boutonnière made of larvae?
Amanda: That is a long torso.
Carrie: It is. Is he a shapeshifter in mid-shift? Is he Plastic Man? Otherwise I sure love that shade of purple. It’s just one elongated torso away from Cover Awe.
Sarah: His navel is missing. Right? They photoshopped out his belly button?
Omg is he a Regency Alien??!!
Amanda: Kyle XY, Historical Edition.
Tara: I want to know how far down those abs go. Like, is it just abs all the way down?
Sneezy: Oh god, it’s all clear now! He’s a human centipede! Run girl, RUN!!!
Amanda: She HAS to be sitting on something because there’s no way she can sustain that position.
Elyse: That would have to be a really tiny stool and she ain’t got pants on.
Sarah: She has a tail. It is prehensile. She is going to lovingly strangle him in a moment, maybe.
Carrie: There are 28 limbs in this picture!
Tara: She looks like she’s mid climb. But where to?
Maya: It’s a variation of that moment in Chewing Gum when Tracey sits on Conner’s face while still being fully dressed!
Claudia: Are they getting ready to play chicken fight? If so, where’s the pool?