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Sarah: I think I know where the baby is. I’m rather surprised she doesn’t.
Amanda: Is the baby lost, so he/she contacted a mail order bride in order to be found?
RHG: Too bad we didn’t have this one for the Mail Order Bride Rec league.
Sarah: Is this also a secret baby romance? If the baby is lost, is it a secret, or vice versa?
That would be some powerful trope combination.
Amanda: I mean, the baby isn’t exactly secret? His head is the size of a Volkswagen. It also creeps me out that the photoshop did a decent job of having the baby’s head resting on the heroine’s shoulder.
RHG: The heroine looks a little like Keira Knightly, doesn’t she?
Sarah: She’s being crushed by a giant Photoshop baby, it’s true.
Keira Knightley, yes. Or Penelope Cruz.
Amanda: She looks more like Katie Holmes to me.
Sarah: Oh good call. Very true.
Amanda: Also, the more I stare at her, the longer her neck seems.
Sarah: Oh yeah, her neck is troubling me, too. I keep measuring my own.
Amanda: Upon first glance, I thought she was milking his tie into the cupcake.
RHG: …I don’t think that is accidental.
Sarah: I think the cupcake is…doing something cupcakes don’t typically do?
CarrieS: Did she just yank a dagger out of that cupcake and stab him in the neck? Are sure this is a romance?
Elyse: That cupcake probably isn’t safe to eat now. Why would you ruin a perfectly good cupcake like that?
From an anonymous duo.
Amanda: She’s clearly trying to make a break for it.
Sarah: It is difficult to say who is more uncomfortable at this moment, the person in the white shirt or me.
CarrieS: That’s not what I’d call enthusiastic consent. Also, I’ve been at the base of many a pier, and let me tell you, it doesn’t smell very romantic down there.
Sarah: I just guffawed and scared the cat. That is very true. It’s a stinky place.
Elyse: That is clearly a “Whoa? What did you have for lunch today?” face.
Amanda: Look at those noodly fingers.
Are they super long to anyone else?
RHG: Super long.
Elyse: Whoa. No. Do not like.
That’s like some Slender Man shit
CarrieS: The only problem I have is trying to figure out if he’s a teen or if he’s supposed to be a grown man who skateboards. Skateboards are great so I don’t know what my problem is, but the idea of a 25 year old still skateboarding seems not right.