Grab yourself a hot cup of Cover Snark!
Amanda: Excuse me? What?
Sarah: But I see two nips. Shouldn’t it be Wolf Nips? WAIT. Is Dr. Nips a shifter?! That is a terrific potential story right there. (Also: Vivian Arend writes really fun shifter stories, and often plays with the tropes.)
No, definitely two nipples there.
CarrieS: I see no way that title can work. Ever.
Elyse: It’s the Dr. Nips Halloween special.
Amanda: There’s a lot going on here and I hope it’s like one of those seeing magic pictures, where if you stare at it long enough, something will make sense.
Sarah: Why are there so many legs?
Amanda: Also, did this dude really drag his kettle bell and weightlifting bar out to a river?
Sarah: Where is the other half of the bar? Is he about to get sucked into the water? He’ll be bear food in a few.
CarrieS: I…am I awake?
Amanda: Is she wearing a velvet sparkly jumpsuit?
Sarah: I thought it was hair. A lot of body hair. With a large areola.
So which one is Mark?
Elyse: Is it just me or can you see one of her nipples and it’s huge?
Amanda: And I can’t unsee it now.
Amanda: That title is an assault on the eyes.
Sarah: Oh, dear. I find I must express my dislike of that font and all its incarnations. I cannot read it. I spend half the time trying to identify the letters and then, every time, I’m wrong. This font is the new “Scriptina” on romance covers, and I dislike it in quite a measurable amount.
I think it says, “Dandelion.”
CarrieS: I thought it said “Damien.”
Elyse: I see Daniah.