Hello there! I know it’s everyone’s favorite day: Cover Snark Day! Pour yourself some coffee or tea and settle in, though do avoid taking a sip while reading.
Pam G: In the words of the inimitable Bernadette Peters (and only justification for the movie Pink Cadillac): “Looks like a penis. . . only smaller.”
Sarah: She looks very disappointed.
Or did she just tell him to turn his head and cough?
Amanda: I love the comforting hand on his shoulder.
Sarah: “Oh, honey.”
CarrieS: “In my defense, dear, it is very cold out here.”
From @Kelly_Instalove on Twitter.
RHG: There are so many levels of bad in the mess
Sarah: I cannot even. I can only prime. Prime myself to slap that book to the moon, with no return.
RHG: How about the sun? That’s way it’ll burn up,never to be seen again.
Amanda: He definitely skips leg day.
RHG: He removed a lower rib or three.
Sarah: Do people not know Islam…never mind. I’ve already put too much thought into this.
RHG: The sheikh thing is sooooooo…so.
Elyse: WTF is going on here
Elyse: This is…
Elyse: Like a bunch of people looked at this, right? Multiple people approved this? No one raised their hand and said “Hey, guys…?”
Amanda: “A single dad brother’s best friend police officer romance.”
Sarah: I know what those words mean individually. But together in that order I am confused.
Amanda: Is she breastfeeding?
Sarah: He looks like he is insistent and she doesn’t know how to tell him that it won’t work.
CarrieS: Has a faint resemblance to Christopher Lambert in the Highlander – but when it comes to the Highlander, there can be only one, and it’s not this guy.