Welcome back to Cover Snark! Every so often, I need to reissue the disclaimer not to eat or drink while reading.
Amanda: That stance is straining them jeans. One fart and those things are a goner.
Elyse: Those are some man titties. Yikes.
Sarah: That belt is doing so much work. So much.
Amanda: I did not see the baby at first
Sarah: ME NEITHER.
I thought he was holding his own chest.
Sarah: Also: CLAMMY baby? Not good if the baby is clammy.
Elyse: It’s like the gorilla in the basketball game thing.
CarrieS: That’s not a baby, that’s a growth.
Amanda: How many babies are hidden in this picture?!
Amanda: Dr. Nips, we have a code orange. A tiger is loose in our cliffside jungle hospital.
Elyse: That’s not the way you wear a labcoat, Thatcher.
Sarah: Or pants.
CarrieS: You put the genres all together and you mix ‘em all up…
From Qualisign: Font problems: Love[d]ick.
Title problems: Lovesick as a caption for that cover?! Eeek.
Sarah: Is he walking into a decontamination shower that’s only knee-high?
Amanda: But that doesn’t even look like an S! It looks like Love Jick to me.
Sarah: Or a z? LoveZick?
LoveGick? Gick is a word I could use in many situations.
Elyse: I’m way more concerned about whatever is happening with his ribs.
Amanda: And he has a pair of tattooed eyes on his chest, which would be very distracting in a sexual situation.
CarrieS: There’s no shame in masturbation but it does make me think that he’s more interested in himself than whoever he’s supposed to be in to.