Didn’t we just do a Cover Snark? Sometimes they just sneak up on me!
From Jazzlet: Why is she checking his pulse? Why are her hands so tiny? Why is he feeling her nose? Why are his hands so big? Sooo many questions.
Sarah: I envy his ability with a smoky eye and facial hair sculpting. And Jazzlet is right – the composition makes for a really confusing perspective.
Amanda: Nothing says love like a little nose boop.
Sarah: The perspective is SO WEIRD I can’t stop looking at it. Her hand is so small while his is so large.
From Deidre: He looks like her dad, giving her a push on the gate!
Amanda: And also…it’s a gate. They could just walk through it.
Sarah: Where’s the fun in THAT?!
Elyse: This is giving me flashbacks to Colton’s season of The Bachelor
Carrie: It’s Woody Harrelson! OMG, its Woody and Kelly, our favorite couple from Cheers!
On vacation at the farm!
Amanda: So..I think I’ve found one of the best snark covers.
ARE YOU READY?!
Carrie: She’s totally about to rip out his jugular with her teeth
However, it’s a nice change to see the guy’s bodice being ripped for once. Too bad it’s being ripped by someone who is seconds away from eating him in a not nice way.
Amanda: It looks like she’s tweaking his nips.
Sarah: And he is not enjoying it.
This is breathtaking.
From Gloriamarie: I don’t know about him, but I use my eyes to sight things with.
Sarah: He’s not having a hard time finding the gym, that’s for sure.
Elyse: That’s his laser nipple. Pew! Pew!
Carrie: It’s sort of off to the side making me wonder who or what is behind me?
Amanda: The shirt lift and one nip exposed is a common romance cover model position. But I have to wonder what goes into choosing the nip. Is he showing us his favorite one?