It’s Monday! Oh, Mondays. If you’re reaching for another cup of coffee or tea and wishing you could crawl back in bed, hopefully these covers will help you get through the day!
Amanda: Arms aren’t that long, right?
Redheadedgirl: I think she’s missing an elbow.
Sarah: The angle is weird but I’m thinking she’s just got long limbs. I’m concerned about his proportions, though.
Amanda: He’s very…smooth.
CarrieS: They look like a Ken and Barbie doll doing ballet.
Amanda: I feel like this tie is absurdly long.
Sarah: It’s symbolic.
CarrieS: He doesn’t look like the sharpest tack on the bulletin board.
From Lisa: At a glance, it looks like the cover model has things well in hand.
Elyse: It’s business…it’s business time!
CarrieS: Is that a remote control or are you just happy to see me?
Elyse: The violet duke is the name of his penis.
Redheadedgirl: I think that’s his belt.
Sarah: It’s a wonderfully suggestive belt.
From SK: Can you tell what the hell is going on in this cover? I can’t.
Sarah: I’m confused. Very confused.
Amanda: That shade of yellow just makes me think of pee. I’m sorry.
Sarah: Is this like a Rorschach test except with arms, and pee?
…I failed the test, didn’t I.
Redheadedgirl: I don’t think you want to pass this test.
I just spent way more time than I want to staring at this.
And the part where her thumb is on his shoulder? Looks like a face in half shadow and now I’m scared.
Elyse: Is he supposed to be the Iron Fist?
CarrieS: I truly don’t understand anything about this cover. I don’t even have snark. I just have honest confusion.
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