It’s time to CAPTION. THAT. COVER. You ready?
When I saw this cover, I knew I had to show it to the masses, because who the heck sleeps like this? You’re essentially breathing in what the other person is breathing out. And their mouths are right at their noses. I can only hope they brushed their teeth before this.
Here are the rules for captioning that cover:
Comment below with your caption! Caption that cover however you wish! You can come up with a new title or tagline. A winner will be randomly selected at the end of the contest!
The best captioner will receive a $10 bookstore credit to a book retailer of their choosing.
Standard disclaimers apply: We are not being compensated for this giveaway. Void where prohibited. Open to international residents where permitted by applicable law. Must be over 18. Please don’t try this at home. I doubt your partners and/or pets will enjoy this chokehold, mouth/nose sixty-nine. Sleep responsibly? Comments will close Friday May 24, 2019 around noon ET, and a winner will be announced shortly thereafter.