Amanda: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Apparently Lush is the band’s name in the book…
Elyse: The true story of me, Rich, and Kraken rum
Redheadedgirl: Don’t forget Carrie wants an empty bottle of the kraken.
Elyse: I can drink a whole bottle at RT
Redheadedgirl: I have faith in you.
I’ll help, if you need it.
Elyse: Elyse and RHG get drunk on Kraken, the podcast
Redheadedgirl: I’mma need some Coke, I can’t drink it straight.
Elyse: Me either.
Carrie: Dude, if you have anything resembling an anaconda in your pants, literal or metaphorical, keep it away from my vagina.
Amanda: My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.
Carrie: 4 things that are a turn off:
1. A dude who can’t stop staring at his crotch.
2. A guy who implies that his penis won’t bite.
3. Comparing penises to snakes.
4. Gym veins.
Sarah: His anaconda? I don’t want none, or any, thank you.
From Reader Elizabeth: This guy looks like a drunken idiot at a costume party. Or a man who’s desperately trying to spice up his marriage. I’d also like to point out that they oiled his right upper arm and nowhere else.
Sarah: Why is he so shiny? But only on his upper arm? How does that happen?
Carrie: That’s a lot of teal.
His form is terrible.
Sarah: Wait, is he going to cut off his own arm? Is that shine some kind of problem that only a…rather dull sword can fix?
Redheadedgirl: Why is he duck-facing at the sword?
From Karen: I came across a cover that cries out for a Cover Snark! It’s best seen on Amazon by clicking the “Look inside” link. It may be just me, but it appears that his arm is attached directly to her breast. I tried to search to see if you had discussed it already but didn’t find anything in a quick look.
Sarah: OK. Not only is the cover a hot mess (he’s permanently on second base! Forever!) but look quickly at the smaller size.
THAT doesn’t look like her ARM, DOES IT…
Amanda: The smaller size gives him an electric wang.
Elyse: I have so many questions. Why is his arm literally in her chest? Why are they being struck by lightning? Why is he purple? Is he not getting sufficient oxygen?
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